Anyone there?
It’s almost been 3 years since I was last on this platform. I finished college, Ihave a great job - a blessed life. I really hope you’re all doing well.
Natalia
OMG SPOTIFY IS CLEVER AF 😂
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the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:
Hospitals are so weird, like
on one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child looks on
and on the floor below her a frat boy is getting a wiimote removed from his butthole
the circle of life
This didn’t go where I expected
- kicky-wicky (1602)
- long plum (1613)
- bald-pate friar (1656)
- silent flute (1720)
- gaying instrument (1811)
- liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)
- master of ceremonies (1890)
- father confessor (1890)
- quimstick (1896)
- patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)
- ambassador (1927)
- kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)
- dingle-doodle (1935)
- dingwallace (1951)
- snorker (1963)
- corned beef torpedo (1975)
all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis
What the hell happened in 1888 and 1935?
Really Big Dongs
Are you telling me when I’ve been calling my cat, my short friends, and other small cute things “cutie patootie” I’ve been calling them a literal dick?
Apparently they don’t make ‘em like they used to in 1888 and 1935 😳
Thank heavens for that.
Don’t even bother tagging yourself, everyone is the gaying instrument.
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i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days
what? noOu! Of course I didn’t finish two seasons of Gilmore Girls and all the levels in cooking fever in 3 days
